He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The uberlube is also flammable
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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