I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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