Tell her she can't have a vagina
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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