so explain again why im purple
no
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize