If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
