I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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