Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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