It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Even my vagina gasped.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Randomize
