so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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