He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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