Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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