we have officially lost it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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