I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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