We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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