Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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