no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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