a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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