your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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