I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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