Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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