Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Panties = found
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
