Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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