normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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