Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
operation have a gay friend backfired
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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