I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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