ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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