I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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