Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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