I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Say something about gay babies.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
