How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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