When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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