Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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