He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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