Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You dont lie about slip and slides
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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