she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
well you can't waste a boner
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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