I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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