I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
