Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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