THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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