i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I miss vodka workout Fridays
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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