:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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