it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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