Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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