At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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