I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Drunk is not a location!
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