the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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