Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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