can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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