I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I smell stomach acid.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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