so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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