Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I did not marry a roomba.
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