I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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