'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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