That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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