It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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