Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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