The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
he laminated a picture of his dick.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
did i just pee glitter
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