I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I cockslap morals
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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